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Soldier : “Sir, We are surrounded by enemies on all side”.

Hitler : “Excellent we can attack in any direction!

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“Attitude decide life”


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‘Ek chhota raasta bhi mushkil mehsoos hota, Jab saath chalne wala koi na ho to… Lekin..!! Us k Bar’Aks ek bara aur dushwaar Guzaar raasta bus chand qadmo main simat jata hai…!! Jab… . . . . . . . ‘KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE’ 😉 Hamesha Emotional msg Expect na kia karo 😛 :)’


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Zindgi ke safar ko lafzo mein piroya hai,

Apni har gazal ko dard mein bhigoya hai,

plz aaj wah wah na kehna,

kyun ki aaj fir ye dil kisi ki yaad mein roya hai


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Teacher student se: Table pe ink kis ne grai hai.. ??

Is Line ko apni zaban mai kis tarha kaho ge.. ??

Student: Ye kis kuttey k bacche ne apni aukat dikhai hai..


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Santa Visits A Bar

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Santa Goes Into A Bar In New York.

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The Man On His Right Orders A Drink,

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‘Johnnie Walker, Single.’

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The Man On His Left Says,

‘Jack Daniels, Single.’

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Santa Says.

‘Santa Singh, Married.’


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Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,

Wah Wah

Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai,

Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai


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Ye kya natak Hai Or aapko kya Jrurat hai Mere Bare

Me Sbko Ye Btane ki-

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I’m So Sweet

I’m So cute

I’m So Nice

agr Nazr Lag Gayi to.


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Kya apki Girl friend ke paas yeh sab hai…..?

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Sulagta Jism.?

Nashili Ankhen.?

Kanp-kapate Honth.?

Tharthrata Badan.?

Agar hai..

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To Usko DENGUE hua hai… :-(

Jaldi doctor k paas le k bhaag… 😛 😀


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Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..

Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?..

Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.


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