1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes
2.Put It In Ur Hands
3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror
The Dish Is Ready
Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.
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1.Take A Bowl Of Grapes
2.Put It In Ur Hands
3.Stand In Front Of D Mirror
The Dish Is Ready
Dish Name: Langur K Hath Me Angur.
Woh Joota Sharma K Ye Kehta Hua Pehle He Gir Gaya Faraz…
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Aakhir Meri Bhi Kuch Izzat Hai.
Nahi Jana Maine Us Moonchon Waly Kuttay K Paas.
Ha Ha Ha….
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha..
Dua karte hai hum sar jhuka k,
aap apni manzil ko paye.
agar aapki rahon mein kabhi andhra aaye,
to Roshni k liye khuda humko jalaye.
*Happy Birth Day*
Teri jhalak ko tarasta hu zidd ab ye chod do,
Ye zulm aaj na dhao tumhari saalgirah hai,
Bhatak raha hu teri zaat ki zaneeron mein,
Chalo azaad hi kardo tumhari saalgirah hai.
SANTA ne Apni Car k Niche Kutte ko Leta Hua Dekha
to Kutte ko Punch se Khicha or Kaha
Bahar nikal Saale, Bada aya Automobile Enginer
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip and when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler
God Bless You And Keep You Safe
Not Only Today But Throughout Life
That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among
The Best You’ve Ever Spend.
A couple had a fight one night.
When they were going to bed,
Husband Taunted:
“Good night mother of 3 kids”.
Wife Replied:
“Good night Father of none
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.
Titanic doob raha tha.
1 gore ne santa se pucha-dharti kitni dur hai.
Santa- 2kms.
Gore ne samnudr me jump laga k pucha-kis taraf.
Santa-NEECHE………
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy